It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a shitstorm with silver lining!

Today something truly delightful happened, almost immediately followed by a devastating discovery, which was then followed by the realization that this devastating discovery could, in fact, provide both the answer and the solution to a profound and vexing problem I’ve had my entire adult life.  That, or it’s really, really bad news bears.  Or it could be both.  I don’t know yet.

The internet had this:

and this:

to say about today’s events.  Sage advice, Internet.  I will heed your words well.